Thursday, May 26, 2005

What it means to be a student

- Late nights
- Sleep is a luxury
- Gallons of coffee
- Tin cans and vacuum dried noodles are your best friends
- Quizzes and deadlines, rinse and repeat
- Exams loom like the Biblical Valley in the shadow of Death
- Lecturers with funny accents
- Procrastination becomes an art form
- Resorting to memorizing when understanding fails
- Bribing and coercion are justifiable in the face of overwhelming odds
- Dumping the laptop in water becomes a viable reason to ask for an extension
- Preparing a list of excuses to ask for an extension
- Using up reams of paper writing papers on protecting the rainforest
- Typing up this list when a 3000 word report due in 30-odd hours is yet to be done

1 Comments:

At 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haf u gained weight!! sounds like u're leading like half a piggie lifestyle!! wahaha x)

n btw, this layout is so much nicer than ur prev oneee

 

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